Wednesday, April 7, 2010

hahaha..

not bad =]

TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America . 
MARIA:       
Here it is. 
TEACHER:    Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ? 

CLASS:        Maria.

 

TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 

JOHN:  You told me to do it without using tables. 



TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 

GLENN:     K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 

TEACHER:  No, that's wrong 

GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   



TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? 

DONALD:    H I J K L M N O. 

TEACHER:   What are you talking about? 

DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.   



TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 

WINNIE:     Me! 

   


TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 

GLEN:   
Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.   

TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' 

MILLIE:       I  is... 

TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.' 

MILLIE:       All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 
      


TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.   Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 

LOUIS:      Because George still had the axe in his hand... 
    


TEACHER:    Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 

SIMON:     No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.   


TEACHER:     Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 

CLYDE :      No, sir. It's the same dog.  


TEACHER:     
Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 
HAROLD:       
A teacher 





hahahaha...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL-ed !!

Tan Chia Hui said...

ROFL.... tis is funny man... I almost lost control while reading tis in library @_*